We don’t see too much of Scarlett Johansson anymore, probably because she doesn’t do anything anymore and when she does she always seems to wear 1950’s secretary outfits. Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar Magazine looking as sexy as she possibly can in all that clothing. For a woman with big boobs, she sure knows how to cover them up. Disappointing.
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Here’s Brittany Murphy at the premiere of some movie called Across The Hall last night. I don’t know much about the movie, but I know that I would be a little concerned if this thing lived across the hall from me. She looks like an anorexic zombie, or at least one that doesn’t really like the taste of human brains very much. Yikes, look at the way she’s staring at me. I’ve said too much.
more pictures of Brittany Murphy here
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Julianne Hough and Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill were spotted out at a Nashville bar just three weeks after she split with country singer Chuck Wicks, People reports.
The 21-year-old DWTS starlet and Jared, 23, hung out together at the Lipstick Lounge on Tuesday (December 1) with a group of friends, listening to karaoke singers and enjoying each other’s company.
The two were also spotted out together last month at Nashville’s Whiskey Kitchen with friends Chris Coleman and Holly Williams.
“They were very affectionate,” an onlooker said, but KoL’s rep says that they’re friends and are just hanging out.
It was just four months ago that Hulk and Linda Hogan's divorce became final. In the end, their nasty divorce war left Hulk with a raw asshole, chewed off nipples and a weepy checking account. Hulk must have the memory of a roid pimple, because he's about to walk down the aisle again. The NYDN says that Hulk is engaged to his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.
Hulk's brain is as fried as his hair and his girlfriend looks like she's cut from the same cloth as his daughter, so there's a good chance he accidentally proposed to the wrong orange linebacker. But he didn't, because TMZ caught up Hulk and Jennifer at LAX on Tuesday. Jennifer showed off her new ring, and Hulk said, "That could be the new Mrs. Hogan."
If I was Jennifer, I'd hire Elin Nordegren as my prenup specialist. Because Jennifer better get paid a Woods-worth for rubbing her parts all over Hulk's rotisserie chicken body. Seriously, you should never suck on jerky peen like that for nothing!
And if I was Brooke, I'd constantly walk around with a big sign over my titties that read: "STOP: I'm Your Daughter."
The Grammy nominations were announced tonight, and Kim Zolciak's name was more than just tardy for the party. It was straight-up ABSENT from the party. The song of this generation was completely snubbed by those bitches. Tardy for the Party should have been nominated in every single category from Song of the Year to the Best Recording by a Wild Animal. Shit, they could've even nominated her in the Spoken Word categories since she didn't sing any of that shit!
Ugh. Whose dick does Kim have to suck to get a Grammy nomination?! No, that was a serious question, because she really will do it. Kim will even suck a dick for an invite to a Grammy viewing party in the parking lot of a Big Lots.
But seriously, I know the Grammy voters aren't wig haters, because Beyonce was nominated for 10 awards! Kim's song must have been way too artistic and musically complicated for the mainstream Grammys. Yeah, that's the reason.
Here's some of the nominations. Beyonce got 10, Taylor Swift followed with 8, and the Black Eyed Peas, Maxwell and Kanye West each got 6. Again, Kim Zolciak got ZERO. ILLEGAL!
SONG OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "Single Ladies"
Lady Gaga - "Poker Face"
Maxwell - "Pretty Wings"
Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody"
Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me."
ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "I Am ... Sasha Fierce"
Black Eyed Peas' "The E.N.D."
Lady Gaga - "The Fame"
Taylor Swift - "Fearless"
Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King."
RECORD OF THE YEAR
Beyonce - "Halo"
Black Eyes Peas - "I Gotta Feeling"
Kings of Leon - "Use Somebody"
Lady Gaga - "Poker Face"
Taylor Swift - "You Belong With Me"
BEST NEW ARTIST
Zac Brown Band
Keri Hilson
MGMT
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings
BEST ROCK ALBUM
AC/DC - "Black Ice"
Eric Clapton & Steve Winwood - "Life from Madison Square Garden"
Green Day - "21st Century Breakdown"
Dave Matthews Band - "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King"
U2 - "No Line on the Horizon."
BEST POP PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP WITH VOCALS
Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling"
Bon Jovi - "We Weren't Born to Follow"
The Fray - "Never Say Never"
Daryl Hall and John Oates' "Sara Smile"
MGMT - "Kids"
Click here for the full list.
